When I think of April, I think of yellow. And now I’m only thinking about “Yellow” by Coldplay. I mean, I love the band and this song, but that music video was so uninspired. He’s literally just walking in the same direction, at the same location, for 4 minutes, 32 seconds.
I came here to write something zazzy about April and whatever, but here I go again, getting distracted.
Wait, I’ve got it.
April is distracting. It’s the month before the end of the semester for most college students and they’re freaking out about grades and finals and maybe graduation and housing plans and relationships. That’s a lot to take on. Also, it’s stereotypically rainy during the month of April, and rain can distract you if you stare at it long enough and start contemplating your life, ending in the inevitable existential crisis.
Let’s be real, you don’t care about these little anecdotes. You want the playlist. Well here, jerk. Have your playlist.
You’re the worst.